Dark Souls 2 With Some Dark Humor

It's been a while since I've posted anything of any interest and I still doubt anyone will ever read this, besides the historians of the future when they uncover hard drives containing these files, but I still feel like I need to write something of minimum interest. You never know, there's only a limited amount of space before this pipeline of voices get's clogged up with mine. So now that my mini rants over I feel that I should at least tell you guys what this is even about but before then, let me ask you two questions. Are you excited about the release of Dark Souls 2 and do you like a bit of dark humor?

Nerdgasms, nerdgasms everywhere!

If both those answers are yes then I might just have the thing for you. With the release of Dark Souls 2,

people have once again returned to the gloomy and bleak, with a mixture of frustration, world of souls with it's magic, sword play and deaths that are sometimes the result of taking that leap off faith of a cliff face because the message on the ground told you to. We've all done it once or twice. Nothing to be ashamed of, it did say treasure ahead. Be warned though as you'll be seeing all these messages once again as Dark Souls 2 presents to us a new experience and a new tale to be spun.

Speaking of new tales though, have you ever wondered what it would be like if the main character you played as had his own voice? By know, almost all of us would know of the silent protagonist presented to us throughout all the souls games that allow us to imagine how he would feel during his travels, how terrified he may be or how calm and collective he is during battles with huge dragons or giants almost as large as the buildings they're found in. Makes you wonder how they even got in there in the first place, but I digress. Have you over wondered what it would be like if this heroic person of great might and magic, was a complete idiot?

He'd hit that

If you have ever thought of what the outcome would be like then I may have the thing for you as we follow the adventures of an idiotic, womanizing, drug addicted hero that may enjoy cross dressing a bit too much as he bumbles his way past the many different dangers in the mysteries land of Dranglaec. His goal is to find the cure for the cures of the undead, perhaps a nickname for a new STD? Or perhaps something darker and much more sinister. All we know is that our hero really needs to stop having lonely nights with prostitutes old enough to be his grandmother. Even if they're cheaper.

"No Time! Must...crap...NOW!!

It's crude, vulgar and has just enough fart and dick jokes for younger viewers with a good mixture of gallows humor and a much more grim side that is fit for an older audience. Did I also mention that it's got some dark humor? Because, you know, Dark Souls 2?

The first episode is scheduled to be released between Tuesday (18th March 2014) to Thursday (20th March 2014) at an undecided time. At this current moment in time, I'm not sure if this could potentially be a weakly episodic series but that'll just depend on how it does out there in the big, wide world. Remember to turn your brain off and don't think too much about it. It's there to be enjoyed, not to stir up any debates. Thanks for reading and I'll catch you guys next time.